The below is the translation of a segment from an entertainment show that picked the best “director of headquarters” out of four candidates. Jaejoong and Yoochun make the list, with hilarious results. XD
They led the dramas of 2011. Super Directors of Headquarters -K.
The best of the judges who have gathered to pick the best of the directors of headquarters.
The first director who has visited the audition scene in the midst of a nervewrecking atmosphere with an unconcerned expression. (Lee Dongwook)
He is unconcerned about everything and has no ambitions. But in front of the woman he loves, he does auditions that are filled with passion.
Judge A: I think he can’t pull it off.
Dongwook: Because I am the director of Line Tour.
Judge B: Why did you do that [awful line]?
Judge A: I think he won’t do. He has no seriousness.
The second director of headquarters who visited the auditions scene is the Prince of the Financial World who is equipped with both flawless looks and abilities. (Jaejoong)
Jaejoong: You must see whether the content is creative or not.
Putting forth a face that is so handsome as to slap any actor in the face, he is just smiling from beginning to end.
Judge B: First, you are too good-looking.
Jaejoong: *gasp*
Judge B: But (that’s okay) since it’s not like your handsomeness makes me freak out / become frightened.
Jaejoong: *redden*
The other man who has visited the audition set in a particularly scatterbrained manner. (Ji Sung)
Ji Sung: I told you I dislike carrots.
He has an innocence, unlike the other to directors. With what specialness will he capture the hearts of the judges?
Ji Sung: The Raining Honam [Railroad] Line~ *train sounds*
On the southbound train *train sounds*
Judge A: Are you on a variety show?
Ji Sung: I won’t make the workers do [hard and busy] work for nothing, and give lots of scholarships to students like Noh Eunsul…
Judge C: Yes… it is a person that I have much anticipation for in the future.
The director of headquarters who visited the auditions scene last. The clean-living man of the chaebol world with a soft charisma. (Yoochun)
Yoochun: My father is actually CEO Song Kichun of Mondo Group.
Judge B: You lack 8 things out of 10 total.
Yoochun: Did I really seem that way?
Judge B: Yes. But there is this one thing that I see.
Yoochun: I am very displeased.
Judge B: No, I meant—it’s good, it’s good!
To have a final hope, he shows the hidden weapon of his English abilities:
Yoochun: I am truly honored to have this opportunity to manage our new…
Judge D: What did he say just now? I dislike it when Koreans roll their tongue [in ways that the Korean language do not require].
Then, who is the best of the directors of headquarters to be honored? The results will be revealed in 60 seconds!
(T/N: Ji Sung won ^^… But we beg to differ! XD)
Source: JjYcJs
Translation Credit: JYJ3
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Translation Credit: JYJ3
Please do not remove, alter, or add to the credits.
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